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November 2018

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Nov 22, 2018 154,945 notes
When your best friend comes out as gay

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

feistyfrank:

gliter:

harinef:

jackafz:

Scream

i’m ugly laughing

Shut up omfg

I’m dead

STOP

Nov 6, 2018 30,155 notes

October 2018

Oct 21, 2018 53,504 notes
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how to pronounce OWO

the-last-of-the-frosty-boys:

frixsky:

IM CRYING WTF

Oct 19, 2018 51,814 notes

September 2018

nosleeptilbrooklyn15:

I am sorry I tried calling you that one time, when I was drunk off lonely & whiskey & Four Loko. It’s just that your hands were so good at keeping me together. My body still sometimes collapses into the shape of your mouth. I am such a soft, malleable thing & it has taken me too long to realize that you are also this. More important, that you are more than my memories. That you exist free & independent of my life. That my idea of you that crosses my empty highway mind is not you. & with this, I am so sorry for all the nights I tried to split your heart open just so I had a place to rest. I did not understand how you were no longer me anymore, how the you I had in me was a postcard & not the city. Forgive the fury, the angry prayers tossed towards the dark of my 3AM ceiling that were meant for your neck. You were asleep that night where we started to break, & my skin felt taut & sunburned, so red & wanting to scream. I cared & I still do. & I still get the urge to hollow my arms so you can fit better, you-this new person who has grown & loved & spilled over into a newer night. I forget so often that I can’t carry you like I once did, & that you don’t know how to hold me anymore. Even now, I’m still apologizing.

Alex Bang!

‘In Which the Poet Apologizes’

Sep 27, 2018 28 notes

jennyholzerwasright:

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

Sep 26, 2018 419,319 notes

ifnooneknowsyourealiveyouarent:

Honestly Neil, me too.

Sep 6, 2018 478 notes
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July 2018

Jul 19, 2018 309,331 notes

imanes:

big dick energy this big dick energy that im tired of it all when are we going to talk about big HEART energy

Jul 1, 2018 50,651 notes

June 2018

nohmtema:

…too much water separates us. we’re continental;

we fit but we don’t belong.

not anymore.

@nohmtema

Jun 28, 2018 131 notes

May 2018

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

May 11, 2018 49,076 notes
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April 2018

daily-showerthoughts:

Some beans are vegetables, some are for coffee, and some are for chocolate. Beans are amazing.

Apr 30, 2018 230 notes
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sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

my main goal

is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know nobody

Apr 24, 2018 162,612 notes

drowningpoetry:

but how do you quiet down the screaming in your head when it’s your very own voice? how can you lull the monsters to sleep with a sweet lullaby when the monster is the very thing that is alive and rummaging around inside of you? can you sing to yourself or does the monster block you out? do you kill it or do you push it into eternal slumber in order to preserve your holy remains? can you get to yourself? or does the darkness lock you out?

Apr 24, 2018 278 notes
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