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July 2018

Jul 19, 2018 309,331 notes

imanes:

big dick energy this big dick energy that im tired of it all when are we going to talk about big HEART energy

Jul 1, 2018 50,651 notes

June 2018

nohmtema:

…too much water separates us. we’re continental;

we fit but we don’t belong.

not anymore.

@nohmtema

Jun 28, 2018 131 notes

May 2018

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

tgapa:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

wizardtwins:

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

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April 2018

daily-showerthoughts:

Some beans are vegetables, some are for coffee, and some are for chocolate. Beans are amazing.

Apr 30, 2018 230 notes
Apr 24, 2018 2,020,607 notes

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

sopranofemme:

my main goal

is to blow up

and then act like i don’t know nobody

Apr 24, 2018 162,613 notes

drowningpoetry:

but how do you quiet down the screaming in your head when it’s your very own voice? how can you lull the monsters to sleep with a sweet lullaby when the monster is the very thing that is alive and rummaging around inside of you? can you sing to yourself or does the monster block you out? do you kill it or do you push it into eternal slumber in order to preserve your holy remains? can you get to yourself? or does the darkness lock you out?

Apr 24, 2018 278 notes
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